What in the world is a CHARCUTERIE board?

Well, this custom engraved cheese board explains it all with a funny "definition" of the word. You know, that fancy French word for cheese, crackers, and shit.

Laser engraved to make the perfect gift that will last forever.

This custom engraved solid wood/slate cheese board can be customized to suit. ("Stuff" can be replaced for "shit" if you want to keep it clean!) 

It makes a wonderful wedding or housewarming gift! It is also a beautiful, useful piece to add to your own kitchen, and use to host your favorite guests.